dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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