Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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