you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The power of my boobs compel you
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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