She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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