Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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