Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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