we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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