I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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