try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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