So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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