Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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