I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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