just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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