found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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