just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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