White coat. Heels.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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