the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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