We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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