Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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