okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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