It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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