My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As shirtless as possible
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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