Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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