Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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