Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize