I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
