I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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