I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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