So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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