i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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