i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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