do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just gift wrapped bread.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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