Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I believe in your delicious
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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