physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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