Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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