it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You ruined the universe
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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