Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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