please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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