I'm jealous of your bromance
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
