she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
True college students do jello shots in the library
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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