Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
