Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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