like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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