Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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