Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
