I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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