I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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