try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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