it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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