I must be too annoying 4 u.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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