try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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