this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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