"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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