I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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