I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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